Sunday, January 3, 2010

America: Land of the Free and Home of All Foods Fried

This is a new appetizer at Olive Garden. It's called Lasagna Fritta...aka FRIED LASAGNA!!! Because, of course, we must fry everything we eat, including pasta. This is the most terribly unhealthy, yet brilliant idea ever! Unfortunately, I did not notice it until I had already ordered my favorite Smoked Mozzarella Fonduta.

Luckily, I did not make a new year's resolution to eat healthier foods this year, so next time, I'm ordering fried lasagna. And I'm sure it will taste absolutely delightful, because it is absolutely horrible for me.

If celery tasted like fried lasagna and if running felt as good as sitting on the couch watching a good movie, every American would be much healthier. If only...

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