My Fridge

Today I renewed my lease for my apartment, and I finally remembered to tell maintenance that my fridge leaks. They said they'd fix it this afternoon. I said, "Great, thanks!" and then returned to my apartment. I thought I should at least make sure my fridge was cleaned out before some poor soul had to venture into its depths. Luckily, I cleaned it out not too long ago, so when I opened the door, I discovered that I pretty much only had Slim-Fast and Half-and-Half. Well balanced diet, don't you think? I mean, mathematically speaking, they should cancel each other out, right? Half-and-Half is fat, Slim-Fast gets rid of fat. I'm healthy. I even workout a few times a month or a year or so.

That was the most exciting thing that happened to me today. I'll try to be more interesting tomorrow. Don't hold your breath.